stannisbaratheon:

post-2010 people of tumblr know your history and learn from the dark days of the last tumblr vs 4chan war

tagged → #omf
y’all’d’ve
tagged → #me

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

nprbooks:

Photos: Aubrey Dunnuck

Venice’s Libreria Acqua Alta stores books in gondolas, canoes and bathtubs to protect them from rising canal waters.

They’ve also got a pretty sweet fire exit.

via Smithsonian Magazine (smithsonianmag)

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

image

Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

geeksotospeak:

thecheesypizza:

☐ Republican Party

☐ Democratic Party

☑ PIZZA PRTY

☐ Right Wing ☐ Left Wing ☑ CHICKEN WING
Track Title: Bye Bye Bye

Artist: NSync

Album: No Strings Attached

radtracks:

bye bye bye // nsync

don’t wanna be your fool
in this game for two
so i’m leaving you behind
bye, bye, bye

thelastgreatkings:

orphan elephant of the ivory trade Bella & abandoned puppy Bubbles are best friends [x]

my day just got 300% better

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

that-kid-from-london:

oprahwinfried:

chickiefingie:

the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night

except that you can do that

image

then press shift + F3

image

congratulations

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever

magneito:

mY FAVORITE THING IS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS WHERE THE SHORT ONE IS A LITTLE CONDENSED BALL OF PURE RAGE AND THE TALL ONE IS SUPER NICE AND NERVOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHORTER ONE 

queenofthebaras:

be the person connor kenway believes you can be

plantextract:

aromantic spectrum people and asexual spectrum people are so incredibly important

tagged → #me

bombing:

fucking doctor trying to tell me i have “radiation poisoning” like it’s something i definitely care about. can i fly or not

hiddenintherockofages:

Chicago is a….
A) State
B) City
C) Country
D) Continent

*sweats nervously*

tagged → #omfg #ap
Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"